Your name is JOHN. As was previously mentioned it is your BIRTHDAY and you’re pretty sure playing this game was a huge MISTAKE.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY JOHN HERE HAVE SOME SADSTUCK. I’ve always really wanted to do a cosplay version of this fanart by the lovely cheese3d so I figured 413 was a good excuse as ever! Apologies the gif kinda kills the quality but oh well HAPPY 413 EVERYONE!